One word…
June 28, 2008 | 3:42 pm | Internerd | 0
My photojournalist pal Butch l…
June 19, 2008 | 10:03 pm | Internerd, Shorts | 1
My photojournalist pal Butch lives in Indiana and has been covering the floods. http://icanhaz.com/alaker, http://icanhaz.com/floodpics
Now I’m feelin’ Zombified
June 4, 2008 | 9:30 am | Internerd | Places, When I was a Bartender | 0
Beachbum Berry cracks the code of The Zombie with the New York Times.*
*The Times must have a tikiphile on staff.
Adventures in Tikiland
June 3, 2008 | 9:17 am | Internerd | Places | 2
Thursday I am leaving for a two-week road trip through Florida, America’s Vacationland. Halfway through we’re stopping in Fort Lauderdale for The Hukilau.
Posting will be light but I’ll return with tons of photos and stories. In the meantime, I’m satisfying myself with some tiki-riffic links, like this NY Times article, about the treasure trove that lies inside the Trader Vic’s warehouse.
My lady parts do not ache for Hillary Clinton
May 31, 2008 | 1:03 pm | Internerd | Girly | 1
I am a full-blown feminist and would love to see a woman in the White House. Just not this woman.
The Village Voice’s Allison Benedikt articulates much clearer than I can the problems with the Clinton campaign.
Who Is Singing Me Lullabies?
May 11, 2008 | 12:36 am | Internerd | Family, Listening | 0
A touching NPR story in honor of Mother’s Day.
Valentine’s Day Victory
February 15, 2008 | 12:22 am | Internerd | 0
Appeals Court overturns Texas’ ban on sex toys, the government gets the hell out of my bedroom. (And yours.)
Couplings
12:19 am | Internerd | Reading | 0
oo la la how they want me to be blacker and blacker, even Georges, his pipe on the bed stand and his hands all over my naked butt and I just have to make my cheeks tremble there and he will cry out in French as wildly as Genevieve and she will answer from across the room in Monkey, but I keep them both quiet tonight, I am myself quiet inside and I cannot stop my mind, for tonight I danced as I always dance — some Charleston some Black Bottom, some Mess Around and Tack Annie and Shim Sham Break and some things I tell myself are Africa but are St. Louis, for all that, are me just knocking my knees and camel-walking and vibrating my butt and flailing my arms and legs — I danced as always but at the same time I was somewhere up in the balcony with these ravenous French watching me dance, which is something I almost never do, but just because I dance in a trance most of the time don’t mean the dance has anything to do with what I am and what I am driven to want, which is something I got from St. Louis, as well: my hair is conked flat and lacquered, which the French don’t understand the meaning of, and at the end I cross my eyes at them and I flap my arms like a backyard chicken, and they don’t understand that either, but after it’s all over and the night is gone and the sun comes up in Paris, each morning I get into my hotel bathtub and I soak in hot water and goat’s milk and lemon and honey and Eau de Javel that they scour their sinks with and I soak and I soak till my pussy’s on fire just so I can be white — Josephine Baker, as imagined in Robert Olen Butler’s forthcoming book Intercourse
Chest and Drawers
12:12 am | Internerd | Girly | 0
The vixen wants to take seduction up a notch, but she wants to do it in style. She’s comfortable with herself and isn’t afraid of a little leather or something a little daring, so we’ve chosen these luxurious pieces to compliment her sassy attitude. Guys, be warned: don’t buy these picks unless you’re absolutely certain she’s a vixen! — Knickers: a lingerie blog.
Today is the Day
February 6, 2008 | 9:29 pm | Internerd | 1
Psst! Click the picture. (Via MetaFilter)