Category: Blog
Patriots*
| April 16, 2010 | Filled under Blog, Shorts |
Teabaggers were protesting downtown yesterday because it was tax day. Wonder if they drove in their cars on roads (paid for by tax money) to get to Discovery Green (also paid for by tax money).
Last weekend at the BMW motorcycle rally in Llano a couple of guys showed up with the Gadsden flag and this one hanging from their tents. “Don’t Tread On Me. Unless you’re a maker of fine German motorworks.” I wanted to take a picture but there was no way to do it covertly, and besides, they were drunk and I didn’t want them to throw me in the river.
More on the moto trip later. We camped, and carried everything with us on the Beemer.
* Insert air quotes here
Waxen, flazen, down to there
| April 2, 2010 | Filled under Blog |
How much do I love this: apparently, Mo’Nique is an infamous non-shaver. As Screeching Weasel would say, her legs are hairy logs! And I adore her.
I’ve been an adamant non-shaver for a while now. Granted, I’m blonde, and the hair on my legs is sparse so it’s barely noticeable. But I have dry skin, and because of my trail running I also usually have poison ivy or thorn scratches somewhere on my legs so shaving just isn’t worth it for me.
About once a month I get a full Brazilian wax. I don’t do this for any kind of porny beauty ecstatic — I get Brazilians because I live in Houston where it’s 90º and 90% humidity nine months a year and I’m just more comfortable without that extra layer.
And shaving under the arms is a pointless endeavor — most women have a perpetual 5 o’clock shadow there. So I get occasional underarm waxes too, and once a week I’ll use the Epilady under my arms. This is the best way to get long-lasting results. But for the most part I’m happy with the hair there, and while I’m not purposely trying to scandalize anyone I do kind of enjoy it when someone finds out I don’t shave, since I’m quite girly in other aspects.
Is it a contradiction to wax all my hair off of one body part and let it grow freely in another? No more a contradiction than any other Western beauty standards.
Public Speaking 101
| March 11, 2010 | Filled under Blog |
I walked in to Pecha Kucha just as the first presentation was about to start (Andrea Grover) and realized that I was going to have to hold the microphone in one hand, which meant that I wouldn’t be able to flip through my meticulously-copied note cards in the other hand. I went fourth out of maybe a dozen people, and when I walked up to the front with the screen behind me, I had to just stoop down, throw my notes on the floor and wing it.
There were a lot of people there, in the University of Houston architecture hall’s atrium — enough the people were hanging over the balconies on the upper floors, and when I realized this my legs started quaking so hard that I pretty much forgot everything I wanted to say and had to concentrate mainly on not collapsing in front of 200 people. When I spoke, my voice wavered. And then I began to ramble about my life in Korea in a way that I’m not entirely sure was related to my pictures. Oh well.
I don’t really know Andrea, but I know *of* her. She was sitting in the front row, and at one point I said something and I looked down at her and she had the biggest grin on her face and that kind of made everything better. So thank you, Andrea.
After seeing the others’ presentations I think now I was a little too ambitious in my topic choice and because I wanted to talk about something so broad and dear to me I ended up with a lack of focus. I haven’t done much public speaking, and there’s a first time for everything. I’m glad I did it, though. In fact, I’d like to do it again, this time with a more specific topic, and better slides.




