Monthly Archives: July 2009
Now what?
| July 2, 2009 | Filled under Internerd |
…you are supposed to be having a hard time. This is how the world makes writers. It kicks their ass long enough that they start finally telling the truth. They just finally give up and start bleating out little truthlets.
In the process of trying to make a few difficult decisions, I found this advice column comforting.
Happy Fourth!
| July 4, 2009 | Filled under Video |
I will be spending all day writing, going through still-unedited vacation photos, setting up my new computer and then drinking a bottle of wine while watching the fireworks from a safe and uncrowded distance.
Something to ponder
| July 6, 2009 | Filled under Shorts |
What if all that you had to look forward to were the things that are free, like sunrises, wagging tails, holding hands, and your imagination. Would it all be worth it?
Probably.
What if you could trade-in some of your free stuff for fabulous wealth, fulfilling work, gorgeous looks, or anything else that your heart desired? Would it all be worth it?
Does a bear sleep in the woods? Is the Pope Catholic? Would you like syrup with your French Toast?
Not only are the best things in life free, but you can cash them in for stuff and still have lots left over!
From The Universe
Lobster
| July 7, 2009 | Filled under Internerd |
Could be one of my favorite words. I love how the more you say it the less it means anything until it just eventually turns into a blob of saliva you roll around on your tongue continuously. It’s got everything — soft consonants, hard consonants, and the perfect inflection of vowels in between. Same with the word table.
Glad to see someone else shares by hatred for the word pulchritude. That word sounds like a rotting corpse in an overgrown cemetery.
But what’s with everyone who has trouble with the word moist. It sounds exactly like what it means, which is a rare and wonderful thing for a word to do.
A moon with a view
| July 16, 2009 | Filled under Internerd |

Today is the 40th anniversary of the Apollo 11 lunar landing mission. This is cool: items collected by Norman Mailer as part of his research for Of a Fire on the Moon.
A savage act
| July 18, 2009 | Filled under Internerd |
Lazy Sunday
| July 19, 2009 | Filled under Blog |
Here is what I’m doing today:

Also, good news from San Antonio. They’re hosting Amerivespa 2010.
Half
| July 22, 2009 | Filled under Blog |
How’s this for inspiration? Houston PD cadet breaks record for the most push-ups done by a woman — 405. Here, in convenient list form, are my favorite highlights from the story, so you don’t even have to click the link!
- When Cadet Andino entered the academy six months ago, she was barely able to perform 25!
- The first time she ever did a single pushup was in her recruiter’s office several months before she was accepted into the academy.
- Previous female record holders include a former Marine and former body builder, both with extensive athletic experience. Cadet Andino had no previous athletic experience, just determination to see her goal through to the end.
- “When I got to the academy and didn’t see any female Hispanic record holders on the wall, I said I was going to beat the record.”
- “I would watch TV in the pushup position and my children would count my pushups for me.”
In February I ran my first race. I’d been saying for years that I wanted to run a 5K, but I ended up running a 10K instead.
In April I ran a yearly series called the Tour de Bayou. On the first of five weekly runs, I felt a slight pain in my right knee. I ignored it through hills and mud, through a month and a half of regular running, until it got so bad that I couldn’t run anymore. And then I went to the doctor.
I have never had a running injury before. I was lucky in that I was afflicted with something relatively simple — patellar tendinitis. I was prescribed two weeks of rest (which turned into four) and a 400mg anti-inflammatory.
Here’s the weird thing about that kind of injury: you don’t feel sick, and you don’t start to hurt until after the fact. So it’s really hard to rest when you feel perfectly normal and fine, if a little sloth-like.
Still, I sat out the four weeks, then started running again, slowly, just as the hottest summer in 100 years hit Houston. And it felt good. It felt sooooo goood to be running again, even if I had to wait until 8 p.m. to head outside.
Back when I was in tae kwon do one of the best things for me was the sense of working towards something, the goal of earning the next belt, winning the next spar. When I think that I miss TKD, I often wonder if it’s just that which I miss. I have set running goals for myself but have never been too serious about them.
But that’s about to change. Last week, CLH and I signed up for the Houston Half Marathon. Ten kilometers I ran in my last race equals 6.2 miles, half of a half marathon, or one-quarter of a full marathon. But I have six months to train, and I am used to running five miles regularly about three days a week now. And I have something to work for. Which means my training starts… now! My goal is under 2 hours.
The Mojo Relic
| July 22, 2009 | Filled under Shorts |
In which I go searching for a Mid-century oddity in the ‘burbs of Htown.
Hit the books
| July 23, 2009 | Filled under Blog |
Something I haven’t mentioned yet (here, at least) is that I am going back to school, starting in exactly one month. I am enrolled full-time at U of H, where I plan to study creative non-fiction, get a second degree, and hopefully apply for grad school by this time next year.
I have always loved school and have been missing it for some time. And something I realized in Korea is that it’s really difficult for me, as a creative, to live in exile from other creatives. The thing I miss most about the Inprint class I took was the community, a community we tried to maintain after the class was over but which didn’t last long. So I am looking forward to school, to being surrounded by other writers and creative types, and I will be a decade smarted than I was the last time I went for a degree.
This weekend CLH and I are headed to Dallas for the Mayborn Literary Non-Fiction Conference. I have never been to a writers’ conference before and I am hoping my tendency to be anti-social in front of strangers does not get in the way of my chances to meet some really cool people. There will be extended cocktail hours every night, and sessions starting at 8 a.m. every morning, lasting all through the day. Presenters include writers for Village Voice Media (shoutout!), the Houston Chronicle, The New Yorker, Texas Monthly, Vogue, book publishers, agents, other struggling writers like myself and also probably some successful business types. I am not good at “networking” and I don’t like the idea of “selling myself” but I am working on my elevator pitch. In the meantime I have a whole stack of Moo cards to hand out and I have updated my online portfolio.
The best part for me though are the keynotes. Friday’s will be given by Paul Theroux (author of Mosquito Coast and one of my Top 10 Favorite Books, Saint Jack). Saturday’s keynote is presented by Ira Glass.
Blue fever
| July 29, 2009 | Filled under Internerd |
I’ve had hardcore dog fever for about two years now, desperately wanting to get a young dog to bond with Gus and for CLH to have the experience of raising a puppy. (Gus is the first dog he’s ever had, and they got to know each other after Gus was full-grown and fully-reared.)
Lance set me off on an obsession about the hunting dog the Blue Lacy. How friggin’ cool is it that Texas has an official state dog breed? A dog that is part coyote! Look at how beautiful they are! And now this story, which will make you cry unless your heart is a shriveled piece of rotting plant matter.
Clear Lake family finds missing dog 10 months after Hurricane Ike
Neighbors reported seeing the dog emerge late at night from the wooded area through a break in a fence at the end of a cul-de-sac. Neighbors had become accustomed to leaving food out for her. She would make her rounds then disappear back into the woods at daybreak.




