| June 29, 2009 | Filled under Photo Album, Shorts |
A story for the Houston Press in which I make a Slim Pickens reference.

And they’ve talked on the phone a handful of times. Oguchi called after Sept. 11 to make sure Otto and her family were safe, and Otto reciprocated after the earthquake and tsunami in Japan a little more than a year ago.Pen pals since 1949 meet up for the first time. So touching.
There is no greater happiness for a man than approaching a door at the end of a day knowing someone on the other side of that door is waiting for the sound of his footsteps.Marriage advice from Ronald Reagan, via Letters of Note

Learn How To Be a Starfucking Superfox!
Sigh. Anybody remember Groupie Central?
32 years ago at 7:22 a.m. Central Time I was born at Presbyterian Hospital in Oklahoma City. Birthdays on a Wednesday suck. I mean, how to celebrate?
Taggart: Well, that’s where we go a-ridin’ into town, a-whompin’ and a-whoopin’ every livin’ thing within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on that night.