Rule, Brittaniea! Wrapped in plastic

HP and I met a guy in Cosmos Cafe (now Front Porch) who had the smoothest shaved head I ever did see, and I get my head done by a pro every few months (disposable straight razor, it is like a male manicure), I asked how he got it so close. Well, it turns out the guy’s wife waxes womanbits for a living and he gets her to give him a cranial wax and buffing.

This guy ain’t man enough for that, I will stick with shaving.

Posted by All Head, No Shaft on 14 July 2008 @ 9pm

I don’t understand. Does he wish he were bald?

Posted by Brittanie on 14 July 2008 @ 9pm

Genetics, sister, I am just too cheap to try Rogain. Nah, she tells me she never liked bald duded before, but she has seen pics of me with hair and decided that even if I could sprout cranial foliage she prefers the Yul Brynnr look on me.

Posted by All Head, No Shaft on 14 July 2008 @ 10pm