Archives for June, 2008

Ran 3 miles in 90-degree heat …

8:59 am | 0 | Shorts

Ran 3 miles in 90-degree heat yesterday = I am awesome. Twitter RSS feed still not updating = Twitter is not awesome.


Adventures in Tikiland

9:17 am | 2 | Internerd |

Thursday I am leaving for a two-week road trip through Florida, America’s Vacationland. Halfway through we’re stopping in Fort Lauderdale for The Hukilau.

Posting will be light but I’ll return with tons of photos and stories. In the meantime, I’m satisfying myself with some tiki-riffic links, like this NY Times article, about the treasure trove that lies inside the Trader Vic’s warehouse.


Slipped on the freshly mopped …

12:15 am | 0 | Shorts

Slipped on the freshly mopped floor this morn, and I think I broke my left big toe. Seriously, it’s surrounded by a large purple bruise.


It hurts badly. And yet, I sti…

12:17 am | 0 | Shorts

It hurts badly. And yet, I still went for a 3-miler this evening. Pictures (of the toe, not the run) to be posted to Flickr tomorrow.


Now I’m feelin’ Zombified

9:30 am | 0 | Internerd | ,

Beachbum Berry cracks the code of The Zombie with the New York Times.*

*The Times must have a tikiphile on staff.


Seven Moai of Ahu Akivi

9:22 am | 0 | Photo Album |


Seven Moai of Ahu Akivi, originally uploaded by anoldent.


Eating oysters in Orlando

7:55 pm | 0 | Shorts

Eating oysters in Orlando


At the Canveral Scooter Caper …

11:08 am | 0 | Shorts

At the Canveral Scooter Caper gymkhana.


Bumper sticker OTD: “I like to…

12:53 pm | 0 | Shorts

Bumper sticker OTD: “I like to spoon after I fork.”


Thunder thunder everywhere. I …

3:37 pm | 2 | Shorts

Thunder thunder everywhere. I hope it rains HARD.


My photojournalist pal Butch l…

10:03 pm | 1 | Internerd, Shorts

My photojournalist pal Butch lives in Indiana and has been covering the floods. http://icanhaz.com/alaker, http://icanhaz.com/floodpics


Little yellow buzzing

2:23 pm | 2 | Video |

I only wish I’d learned this kind of stuff in my motorcycle safety classes.

Oh, I have another video for you too, but it’s in very, very poor taste.

Via TSS and DListed.


Summer thunderstorm led to coo…

8:12 pm | 0 | Shorts

Summer thunderstorm led to cool evening scooter ride. At Lebowski Bash now.


Sweaty, muddy run through the …

8:27 pm | 0 | Shorts

Sweaty, muddy run through the forest, 15 minutes to get ready, at Tom Waits show now with free ticket


I LOVE weather like this!

3:21 pm | 0 | Shorts

I LOVE weather like this!


I wish I had tougher skin. I d…

8:26 pm | 0 | Shorts

I wish I had tougher skin. I do not feel like suffering fools and jackassholes today or ever again.


And to think, earlier today I …

8:27 pm | 1 | Shorts

And to think, earlier today I was in the most humanitarian mood, smilin’, small talkin’, helping old ladies at the grocery store.


if you’re driving west in rush…

5:24 pm | 0 | Shorts

if you’re driving west in rush hour there are some amazing clouds right on the horizon right now


Works in progress

5:09 pm | 3 | Blog | ,

Guess what? I’m turning this site into a tumblelog. As if you haven’t noticed my gradually increasing tendency to post only Twitter updates and YouTube video.

God, this exactly the kind of meta-blogging blog post that I hate. I was ruminating on this last night at Stitch ‘n’ Bitch — why do I always think that everything I make or create has to come out perfect? I have spent so much time on this silly little narcissistic website that I almost take the joy and spontaneity out of it for myself.

Less talk, more rock. That’s what we need. Except Wordpress and I aren’t on good terms right now either. Why can’t you just do what I want you to do, inanimate object?

Point of this post is to tell you that I have been having many adventures, and I want you to hear all about them. I’ll get to them as soon as I can. Patience, my pet.

In the meantime, I’ve updated the Movies page. I’ve seen some real shitters this year.


@TheMillionizer @roslyn_taber …

5:26 pm | 0 | Shorts

@TheMillionizer @roslyn_taber — I thought I was the only Marketplace listener out there!


Pride weekend in The Montrose….

3:06 pm | 0 | Shorts

Pride weekend in The Montrose. How I love my gayborhood!


One word…

3:42 pm | 0 | Internerd |

Sewer horse.