Stupidest Question of the Week
| March 9, 2008 | Filled under Shorts |
Lady: Does this elevator go to the other floors?
In my head: No, it just shoots you into outer space like the one in the Wonka Factory.
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You know, I hate to say it, but I got trapped in such a universe last weekend.
The elevators at the Marriott in downtown San Francisco do this stupid 1 & 10 thru 25-or-whatever thing, but if you want to go to 9, you have to get off at 4 and walk to another hall and get another elevator to go to 9.
Clear?
Makes my head hurt just remembering it.
And try it after a night of drinking.
A *lot*.
I’m really quite proud that the room was found at all, with few wrong turns.
The sad truth: there really *are* elevators that don’t go to the other floors! Not sure if your Miss Bimbo was talking about my predicament, however.