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Archive for December 2007

The solid gold turd

In Internerd on 3 December 2007 tagged Texas with 1 comment

Part of me understands why people say ‘Fuck Houston’ in their heads, and move to New York or LA. Houston can be ugly, unromantic, and like Seth said, make “every other place seem exotic.” But the bigger part of me, the part of me strapped to rap music and the Orange Show, says fuck you [...]

It’s the gift that will live and live

In Uncategorized on 9 December 2007 tagged Oklahoma with 2 comments

We at Rule are currently enjoying freezing rain and bone-chilling temperatures in Oklahoma, while weather forecasts in Houston call for an 80-degree weekend. We left our home Friday evening with 90 percent of our boxes still unpacked in order to attend our maternal grandparents’ 55th wedding anniversary in the state of our birth. The snow [...]