We still love you and think you are awesome.
And hot.
Awesomely hot and ass-kicking.
Not that that will make you feel any better, but at least you can say, “Hey, assholes, on the other side of the world? I’ve got a black belt in hotness.”
Take to heart that your friends back in Houston know that even if you did not get that belt you could still kick our asses, and we may not enjoy it. Much.
Kid, you were kicking ass without a black belt and you’ll kick ass when you test again back in the states.
Just remember this: More than half of all Americans are overweight due to calorie-dense foods and an increasingly sedentary lifestyle. You could be wearing a woven leather belt and still beat up half of America. Welcome home!
And they’ve talked on the phone a handful of times. Oguchi called after Sept. 11 to make sure Otto and her family were safe, and Otto reciprocated after the earthquake and tsunami in Japan a little more than a year ago.
There is no greater happiness for a man than approaching a door at the end of a day knowing someone on the other side of that door is waiting for the sound of his footsteps.
We still love you and think you are awesome.
And hot.
Awesomely hot and ass-kicking.
Not that that will make you feel any better, but at least you can say, “Hey, assholes, on the other side of the world? I’ve got a black belt in hotness.”
Take to heart that your friends back in Houston know that even if you did not get that belt you could still kick our asses, and we may not enjoy it. Much.
Kid, you were kicking ass without a black belt and you’ll kick ass when you test again back in the states.
Just remember this: More than half of all Americans are overweight due to calorie-dense foods and an increasingly sedentary lifestyle. You could be wearing a woven leather belt and still beat up half of America. Welcome home!
That sucks sucks sucks, but I echo the above you-can-still-kick-anybody’s-ass statements. Cuz it’s true.
Do they give reasons – what you need to improve on to pass their test? And did the other gal from your group pass? How ’bout the guys?
Knowing you’ll pass the next time you test (in whatever country),
F