Fun with numbers!
March 19, 2005 | 12:18 pm | Internerd | Ha! | 2
Last time I looked up my site stats, I found that half of my hits were from people looking up “fast cars” on Google. I can just imagine the disappointed look on the pimply face of the 15-year-old boy that came to my site hoping to find information about a souped-up 1998 Honda Civic with spinning rims, wide wheels and extra tweeters.
Eight hits were searches for either Tina or Piper Rountree, including one especially ambitious searcher who entered the words “piper murder virginia blonde wig.”
On a related note, someone also searched for “exasperated housewife,” which took them not to my post about the Rountrees but instead to this post, where there are no naked pictures of Nicolette Sheridan or Eva Longoria. (Oops! That phrase alone is going to generate several more false searches!)
But my most disappointed visitor — someone whom I sincerely owe my apologies too, because I’m sure they didn’t find what they were looking for here — must have been the person who came upon my site by entering the phrase “huge stretch-marked tits.”
So… was she there, did she do it. She claims innocence to her Richmond friends. The bartender’s testimony was confusing…where is Steve??
I’m pretty sure she did it. She was convicted. Also, they had tapes of her at the airport wearing the blonde wig and checking in with her sister’s ID.
I don’t know who Steve is, but I do know her sister, who one time gave me a gyno exam, is CRAAAAZZZZZYYYYYY!