Some things I learned during this year’s St. Patrick’s Day
March 18, 2005 | 11:20 am | Blog | Girly | 1
— The girl at Urban Outfitters has noticed that I go in there way too often. Yesterday, she asked “Do you work in the mall?”
— When you’re driving down the highway and you approach a totally beat up Bronco II, painted primer grey, with no tail lights, no turning signals, no cover over the spare tire and no driver’s side mirror, you should not be the least bit surprised to find a fairly hot looking 20-something chick behind the wheel. You should be surprised, however, when she reaches up with her left hand to take a big ‘ol drag off a gigantic cigar.
— At the bar, men will continue to hit on you even if you’re wearing a wedding ring. You can try to make it as obvious as possible by playing with it, spinning it around on your finger, slipping it on and off repeatedly, even holding your hand out at arms length to admire it, but they will still hit on you.
- You don’t work in the mall?
- Even chicks are starting to smoke those nasty, burning shit slemming, cigars!
- Men like the idea of a married woman because they don’t have to worry about commitment or said female checking his mobile phone for girls’ numbers.