Dear former coworker who used to have sex with our boss
February 25, 2005 | 11:12 am | Blog | Houston, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? | 0
Some people are just too damn hip for their own good. Personally, I don’t have the time to keep up with all the “fashionable” music, clothes, bars, trends and other superficialities some people seem to dedicate their whole life to. It’s all about complex social organization, who knows who and who is cooler than who and who has the most dirt on who. It’s worse than Friendster – it’s real life.
That’s part of the reason I left Oklahoma. Even Oklahoma City, the capitol, is so cliquish, it’s like living in a small town. I thought Houston, the fourth largest city in the United States, would be better, but Houston is the biggest small town in the world. EVERYBODY is all up in everybody else’s business, and I can’t stand it. I think the problem is that Houston is so large and populous that people must form smaller groups in order to have any sort of life. And those smaller groups are so incestuous, I just can’t stand it.
You are no longer allowed to complain about me blowing you off to our former boss and your ex-boyfriend, when I went out of my way last night to say hello to you and you did the very same thing.
Oh, and your boob job looks horrible. And you have a big nose.