The Classic Bully
February 1, 2005 | 5:07 pm | Shorts | Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? | 1
I’m sometimes a mean person. I know that. And I act really misanthropic, too, although that’s not really the real me. And I usually have a bad attitude, so I’m told.
Here’s the truth: I openly admit that all of my hostility and crankiness and superior attitude is really just one big act. It’s simply a preemptive strike to try to conceal how utterly insecure I am and how consistently fragile I feel inside.
You’re not really a bitch. You may think you are (and maybe you appear that way to those who don’t know you) but the rest of us know the truth.
On the upside, that haughty attitude has got to be turning Christopher on hardcore, so keep it up.